That awkward moment when you clean your desk to leave for winter break and find pot residue all over it.
OTG 100 things to do stoned.
1. Play Call Of Duty Zombies on a big screen.
2. Take a walk when the sun is just rising/setting
3. Do productive things like clean or bake
4. Jump on a trampoline
5. Go for a swim in a pool at night.
6. Play a game of UNO
7. Look at the cloud formations
8. Watch Dazed and Confused
9. Record videos with your friends to watch later
10. Take a shower (it will change your perspective on life)
11. Listen to funk music (Earth Wind and Fire, Jacksons, etc.)
12. Watch that 70s Show
13. Listen to Dubstep
14. Go to the beach
15. Write a story
16. Read a “Where’s Waldo?” book
17. Read a comic book
18. Watch all the movies in the Friday series
19. Go to a concert
20. Watch a lava lamp
21. Go on a bike ride
22. Analyze all your favorite childhood tv shows
23. Go outside at night and play manhunt
24. Play with your cat or dog
25. Go fishing
26. Listen to Kid Cudi
27. Watch any and all Kevin Smith movies
28. Ride in a golfcart
29. Drink Arizona tea
30. Play the Sims
31. Listen to classical music
32. Eat chinese food
33. Write poetry
34. Build a fort in the living room
35. Watch comedy specials (Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Bernie Mac, etc.)
36. Walk to 7-11
37. Staring contest with someone else stoned
38. Take a nap
39. Eat candy
40. Eat Pop Rocks
41. Make up games
42. Read Goosebumps novels
43. Try and act philosophical
44. Climb to the top of a tree
45. Paint your nails
46. Watch videos of other high people
47. Talk about other times you were high
48. Listen to MGMT
49. Go back to your childhood. Play with Barbies/Legos/Carmen Sandiego or whatever you have
50. Talk about conspiracy theories
51. Go on the swing set
52. Get on oovoo/skype and talk to sober (or high) friends
53. Watch Half Baked
54. Listen to Jimi Hendrix
55. Go out clubbing
56. Sit outside and count trees
57. Write a letter to someone
58. Play Left 4 Dead
59. Get into your most comfortable sweats and loaf around
60. Order Pizza
61. Play a game of twister with friends
62. If it’s winter, play in the snow
63. If it’s fall, play in the leaves
64. If it’s spring, play in the rain
65. If it’s summer, play in the air conditioning
66. Ponder the meaning of life
67. Photoshop funny pictures
68. Write down all your thoughts for later
69. Dance wildly
70. Get Naked
71. Get someone else naked
72. Have sex
73. Watch South Park
74. Eat breakfast at midnight
75. Take plenty of pictures
76. Talk in an accent
77. Play truth or dare
78. Listen to Bob Marley
79. Get into a bath overloaded with bubbles. (the more people the better)
80. Make prank calls (just not to the authorities)
81. Do any projects you’ve been putting off
82. Watch a game of basketball/football
83. Make out with somebody
84. Go to the closest WalMart and people watch
85. Play hide and seek
86. Lay in a water bed
87. Eat Taco Bell
88. Drink some wine
89. Paint
90. Play laser tag
91. Put on some music and dance no matter where you are
92. Have a conversation with siblings/parents/grandparents
93. Lie to your also stoned friends and say you’re quitting smoking. Do it with a straight face.
94. Eat a McGangBang
95. Scream along with music
96. Stare at the visual effect on itunes
97. Watch Tosh.O
98. Make anything tie-dye
99. Stargaze
100. Smoke more weed
